Friday, December 5, 2008

Jeezus Titty Fucking Christ!

Hey look!! The mumbai nanny speaks better english than our god-damned president!!

We are SO FUCKED!

One question that does come to mind is:

If the nanny ran up to the baby and the baby was standing by the rabbi/wife ... why didn't all of them run away? Why did the rabbi and wife choose to stay? From her account it seems the 'atungwadi' were upstairs tending to their puja-paat before they got ready to meet shiv-ji (the commander of Shiv-Saina)


And in other news, Choudhry Ahmed Mukhtar (our hapless 'defense minister') makes a goddamned FOOL of himself on Indian TV. Why in the FUCK can't the Pakistani ministers get a fucking lesson in english? or speak in their mother-fucking mother-tongue? WHY???? WHY???? WHY must these idiots make dumb fools of themselves and us in front of the whole world?

Having such low comprehension skills in English, these idiots can't tell when a journalist is putting words in their mouths. Indian media is too smart for these a$$holes and having a field day with the pakistani government officials.

Nation, this is what happens when you neglect the education sector! YOU GET FUCKED !!!

All anyone can here is this douchebag repeating... "we're very sorry.. vee aawr weeeri saawree!"

The word "sorry" implies GUILT you fvcking fvckwad illiterate dipshits!!!! get a fvcking clue or get the fvck out of government! It seems to be too much for you morons!

4 comments:

Rhett said...

Here is the link, at pkpol it would have been deleted
http://www.friendskorner.com/forum/f137/fake-call-president-talat-hussain-aaj-tv-6th-december-2008-a-81820/

Stewie said...

The phenomenon is actually with most of the countries that are colonized by other countries. The people generally start talking the language of the oppressors and even revere and take pride in it.
It has happened in Pakistan, India, South Africa and South America etc.
We must understand that its just a language. We do *not* have to speak it to be perceived as literate. Just speak Urdu.
In France, people speak french, in Germany people speak German and are proud of it.
Why cannot we speak in Urdu and be proud of it?

Hassan Cheema-UK said...

TK!!consider me ur biggest fan...Dude I don't have an intellectual comment here for the topic..but i must say i share ur views..and i love ur hilarious choice of words too...

Anonymous said...

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