It won't smell like urine, and will be tasty too!

PROMISE???????

hahahahahaha!!!!

I just couldn't resist posting this. Apparently, we don't have sole monopoly over creating rightwing FUCKNUTS! India, despite the noises it makes to the contrary, is quite self sufficient in the "FUCKNUT INDUSTRY"

From the people who brought you Gandhi's Murder, Taliban Style terrorist networks of the "Hindu" Kind and quite possibly the Christian Church Burnings and the Gujarat Massacre comes, are you ready?

COW URINE!!

TaDAA!!!!

Yessirree Bob, RSS (not the internet protocol, but the hindu terrorist organization) is launching a 'soft' drink based on ... ahem.... cow urine!

Link to Times Online Article:

Excerpt:

The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.

Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called "gau jal", or "cow water" – in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".

"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told The Times from his headquarters in Hardwar, one of four holy cities on the River Ganges. "Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."