Some "FAILURES" in History (according to Negative Ninnies)

HIstorical events and Why they were FAILURES (according to negative ninnies)

EVENT: Exodus
What happened?: Israelites were freed, escaped the phaorah, ate Mannah for 40 days, parted the seas, got a new homeland.
WHY A Failure ?: No Dharna in front of the Pyramids!!! GASP!!

EVENT: Noah’s Flood
What happened?: The good humans and the pious animals survive a ginormous flood
WHY A Failure ?: No dharna was performed on Mt. Ararat! What a failure!

EVENT: Mao’s long march
What happened?: Millions were freed, China put on the path to independence!
WHY A Failure ?: No Dharna!! maray gai stupid chinese!

EVENT: Gandhi’s salt march to the sea.
What happened?: Shook the British Raj to the core, gave self confidence to Indians
WHY A Failure ?: No Dharnaa!!! Gandhi was SUCCH a LUZURRR!!!

EVENT: Creation of Pakistan
What happened?: Pakistan was created! hellooo?
WHY A Failure ?: No Dharna on 14th of August… what a moron was that jinnah guy.. he didn’t know how to run a movement.

EVENT: Emancipation of the Slaves
What happened?: Blacks were freed in the states
WHY A Failure ?: No Dharnaa!!

EVENT: Martin Luther King Jr. march
What happened?: Changed the face of America forever! start of a seachange in the American Psyche.
WHY A Failure ?: NO DHARNAA!!!

EVENT: Lawyer’s Long March 2008 - Pakistan
What happened?: Millions of people came out, supported the judiciary cause, stood in 45 degree heat, gave water, food to tired march participants.. came out in the 100,000’s for the first time in the history of Pakistan and Islamabad, held a successful rally and dispersed peacefully after giving a LOUD & CLEAR message to the ruling classes.

WHY A Failure ?: No Dharnaa!!!! [sound] uaaN uaaaN uaaaaaaaNNNN!!! [/sound]