NS & IK Press Conference - Whoopty Fucking Doo!

This, on the eve of the Long March is total BS. Why do these two have the morose body language like some lawyer ran over their cat? And,

ATTENTION IMRAN KHAN GROUPIES:

WHY IS YOUR “LEADER” ACTING LIKE A HYPER 13 YEAR OLD with a Severe case of ADHD ???????

Some observations:

1. I would like these two gentlemen to be quiet, get on a plane and MARCH WITH the MARCHERS not “maiN Seeeeeeeeeeedha Islamabad jaa rahaa hooN”

Its called a Long "MARCH” not a friggin Looooong "Flight” …. Get a clue people!!

2. So, is Imran Khan NS’s attack dog now? And who gives a fuq about some stupid case against Altaf Hussain… move the he11 on!

3. Imran Khan COMPLETELY upstaged Nawaz Sharif. Question to NS (and his handlers) Was having someone bark at Zardari really worth having to now backpeddle on the US side? You don’t “STRONGLY CONDEMN” BUSH unless you got the ba!!s to back this up! IK doesn’t have the nuts to eat some dust with the lawyers and he wants to “strongly condemn” George Friggin Bush?

Some suggestions:

4. Imran Khan should quit his International Fan Club, and join PML-N …

5. Lawyers should aske Aitezaz Ahsan to leave, he’s been taking the edge off the lawyers movement since March 9th.

6. Jamaatias should be banned from the march. period!

And I’m Appalled to relate that IK acted like a total DOUCHE! he kept inturrupting NS and at the end like a bored kid, just got up and bloody left (knocking over some china in the process– KLINKK!!!)

WTF?

And now to answer the charge of being an "IK Hater" :

I’m not an IK hater. But I am a fawning hater, sycophancy hater, stupid celebrity worship hater… making excuses for lack of democracy hater, and hater of all other kinds of BS that is fuqqing us over. Call me party pooper!

My apologies to IK groupies… but look at his attitude… he just showed his “haula pan” by jumping up like a 10 year old when someone much senior than him is sitting there.. (the 2 time PM guy? with 90 seats in the assembly and govt of 60% of Pakistan?? helloooo??)

You know why he acted like this? He was acting like this because he dealt with spineless, fawning pu$$ies (they call themselvs his “supporters” or party members) all weekend falling over each other for his autographs.. people he can treat like sh!t but who would still fawn over every captain-obvious remark by him like some teenage skanks at a midwestern boy-band mall-concert!

I have ZERO respect for PTI “members” like that. Come back and give me platitudes when you’ve held ELECTIONS At Chapter level. Until then. You’re just another fan-club of some celebrity. No better than Bhutto worshippers or NS worshippers or even Altaf Hussain worshippers (actually, that guy does have some kind of basic organizational sh!t going on…)

Don’t believe me? go look at the “North American” meeting for PTI and MQM … Which one looks like a pizza party? I’d expect it to be MQM, but it is actually PTI. 5-6 Fat guys standing around eating pizza. Yeah.. I can TOTALLY see how you’re gonna take over the political scene of Pakistan! Werrd!! Coolio! Dawg!!

And I, mr. joe bloody shmoe, am supposed to respect that as “the revolutionary thing in Pakistani Politics” ??? I don’t think so!

Both these guys should get the hell over there (at least NS has a friggin excuse!) and MARCH! instead of landing in ISB… HOW THE FUQ can we blame Zardari for his callousness when everyone else is acting just like him?The difference being that of degrees not of substance?

so there.