Pakistanis come out in droves to support JuD - NOT!!!

Massive rally in support of Jamat-ud-Dafa :


I counted a venerable OCEAN of pakistani’s who came out in defence of this ‘charity’ that just happens to publish a weekly called “Ghazwa” with a brandished sword with articles in it preaching jihad ie; armed resistance within/without Pakistan.

I counted 51 people holding banners, and 25 ambulances. The numbers look right to me. on average an ambulance has a crew of 3.

Time to rethink strategies. Time to allow civilian control over foreign policy. Time to shutdown self-destructive outfits like JuD who do nothing but embarrass Pakistan and endanger Pakistan.

Courtesy of Daily Waqt December 15, 2008

This is just so precious!

Courtesy (Fair Use) Yahoo News. Full slide show here.

Priorities

The Pakistani nation spent Rs. 22 Billion "on ejjumakashun of his yungsturrz" for the WHOLE YEAR 2008 and spent approximately Rs 50 Billion on Qurbani animals on ONE SINGLE DAY of eid-ul-adha.

The day of sacrifice! We literaly sacrifice our young at the alter of... hmm god knows what the fuck we sacrifice our young for.

Here are the calcs (source Jang News and World Report Akhbar Thingamajiggy):

There are 5 million skins projected to be collected.

1 goat skin = Rs. 250 avg.
1 cow skin = Rs. 1200 avg.
Assume goat:cow ratio is 75:25 percent.

Total money pot = 3750000 * 250 + 1250000 * 1200 = 937500000 + 1500000000 = Rs. 2,437,500,000

Total money from this Eid skins = Rs. 2.5 Billion. (USD $32,939,189)
Total cost of qurbani animals (if skin is 10% of total animal) = Rs. 25 Billion.

Since the price of an animal's raw skin is around 5% of total cost, the total amount spent by Pakistani Muslims on this Baqr-Eid 2008 comes out to be around... are you sitting down?

Rs. 50 Billion (Fifty Billion/Urrab Rupees!!!!) in 1 DAY

Compare that to ....

Pakistan's Education budget for 2008 = Rs. 22 Billion? (I think)

Ref: http://www.jang.com.pk/jang/dec2008-daily/10-12-2008/up45.gif

Jizz in my Pants!

A tribute to the bay-laus majahideen of the 3rd kind. Idiots who have brought us to this predicament. Jiyala's of the PPP. Matwala's and the Groupies of Imran Khan. The "Jan Nisars" of Qazi. The "strategic depth" jurnails and their 25 lakh 'batmen' ... ahem.. ready to defend this unfortunate nation.

A tribute to US! (no, not to the U.S.) ... to US! who enable these failures of leadership.

We are the Men and women, who JIZZ IN THEIR PANTS, every time they hear the word Jihad, or BB, or Bilawal, or Imran Khan, or ITHLIAAAAM, or the phrase "Bay Tegh bhi laRta hai Sipaahi". Or establishment. Or "The West"

Whatever. We decide who our leader-for-life is, and then everytime someone takes their name, We.. JIZZ... IN ... OUR... PPPPPAAANTTTSS!! UNGHH JDKFJKD JUNNN aaaaauuuHHH!!

Jeezus Titty Fucking Christ!

Hey look!! The mumbai nanny speaks better english than our god-damned president!!

We are SO FUCKED!

One question that does come to mind is:

If the nanny ran up to the baby and the baby was standing by the rabbi/wife ... why didn't all of them run away? Why did the rabbi and wife choose to stay? From her account it seems the 'atungwadi' were upstairs tending to their puja-paat before they got ready to meet shiv-ji (the commander of Shiv-Saina)

And in other news, Choudhry Ahmed Mukhtar (our hapless 'defense minister') makes a goddamned FOOL of himself on Indian TV. Why in the FUCK can't the Pakistani ministers get a fucking lesson in english? or speak in their mother-fucking mother-tongue? WHY???? WHY???? WHY must these idiots make dumb fools of themselves and us in front of the whole world?

Having such low comprehension skills in English, these idiots can't tell when a journalist is putting words in their mouths. Indian media is too smart for these a$$holes and having a field day with the pakistani government officials.

Nation, this is what happens when you neglect the education sector! YOU GET FUCKED !!!

All anyone can here is this douchebag repeating... "we're very sorry.. vee aawr weeeri saawree!"

The word "sorry" implies GUILT you fvcking fvckwad illiterate dipshits!!!! get a fvcking clue or get the fvck out of government! It seems to be too much for you morons!

Was Mumbai a False Flag by a Hindu Suicide Squad?

I think the world needs to seriously consider the following possibility:

Is it possible that the Hindu Terrorist organizations in India -- taking a page from the original suicide bombers, the Tamil Tigers of Sri Lanka (whose terrorist operations the Indians openly support TO THIS DAY!!!!) -- have started doing suicide operations themselves?


This has been done before, and none others than the Hindu's (i.e., the Tamil 'tigers')

Were the mumbai attackers the first instance of HINDU SUICIDE TERRORISTS inside India? Who gave their lives for the bigger cause of destroying the arch enemey? Pakistan?

Following picture courtesy of TeethMaestro:

FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING FUCKS!

Mumbai Attack Is Test for Pakistan on Curbing Militants - NYTimes.com

God Damn the fucking Islamo NUTBAGS! These fucking fucks NEVER let an opportunity go by to defame Islam and Pakistan.

Whaaaaa? Islamo Nutbags from Jamat Islami you say? YES MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Take a look at these two pictures, let me ask you one simple question:





Could Jamat Islami have found a worse GOAT FUCKER than this goddamned asshole to represent Islam, Pakitan and the sentiments of the Pakitanis against India/US/Israel nexus?

I'm sure the anti pakistan elements LOVE these GOAT FUCKING RAGEBOYS! I wouldn't be surprised if he was an agent provacateur sent just for the occasion so the western media could take the juicy pictures of this fucking asshole looking like a goddamned psychopath with his YELLOW TEETH an all!

What? Islam doesn't want you to brush your fucking teeth you mother fucking goat fuckers? FUCK YOU and YOUR FUCKING INTERPRETATIONS!!!!

Baitullah Mehsud, Fazlullah ‘patriots’, says Army official.

Wait WHAT???

Yes, you heard it right! Apparently there ain't nuthin that can't be solved with some delishius dialogue.

And as a positive sign that this ceasefire offer may be accepted, the Pakistan Army has, as a first step, declared before the media some notorious militant commanders, including Baitullah Mehsud and Maulvi Fazlullah, as “patriotic” Pakistanis.

These two militant commanders are fighting the Army for the last four years and have invariably been accused of terrorism against Pakistan but the aftermath of the Mumbai carnage has suddenly turned terrorists into patriots.

A top security official told a group of senior journalists on Saturday: “We have no big issues with the militants in Fata. We have only some misunderstandings with Baitullah Mehsud and Fazlullah. These misunderstandings could be removed through dialogue.”

Aah... the sweet smell of fear!

Best ways to react to India's '9/11' | csmonitor.com

Best ways to react to India's '9/11' | csmonitor.com

And ...

Both India and Pakistan know their abilities to uplift their poor would be hurt by another distracting confrontation. And with so many recent terrorist attacks within each country by a range of groups with grievances, the two nations need to find common ground. India now sees that a majority of Pakistanis are against global jihadists. And after this latest attack, it has every right to ask for information from Pakistan's military about likely groups behind the Mumbai assault, which may include Lashkar-i Tayyaba. If Pakistan's military does not cooperate with their civilian leaders, the US needs to use its leverage over that military and help India gain the reassurance that all Pakistani forces will not condone any sort of terrorism.

The last thing the world needs now is a unilateral attack by India on suspected terrorists inside Pakistani-held territory. While such an attack may seem morally similar to US attacks against Al Qaeda and the Taliban inside Pakistan, the history of war between the two neighbors – three since 1947 – would argue against such provocative action that could lead to nuclear war.

Amen brother!

11.26.208 The Mumbai Attacks

Call me crazy but I think this is payback for India fucking around in Afghanistan and stoking the fires in Western Pakistan. The last straw was probably the attack on Islamabad Marriott and I think it maybe ISI hitting back at the Indian economic interests because India has directly undermined Pakistan's economic interests by giving support to the Faux-Taliban in Pukhtunkhwa and the Baloch Liberation Army in Balochistan.

I'm of the conspiratorial opinion that the US and India are trying to break off a corridor in the west of Pakistan which they will use for Caspian transit pipelines. The pressure on Pakistan has increased after Russia put its foot down in Georgia. These attacks may be a reminder to the indians that we all sink or swim together? I dunno... this sounds fishy. I mean "Deccan Mujahiddin" !!!! give me a friggin break!

Here is a link to the Bloomberg article, and some excerpts below:

Tourism, Investment

The attacks may impact on tourism, which climbed 10 percent in the first nine months of the year to 3.87 million visitors, generating $8.8 billion in revenue, according to government figures. Foreign direct investment into the country more than doubled between April and August to $14.6 billion.

Obviously, they wouldn't hit western interests directly, ie Bangalore because that would bring down the hammer from their masters, erm, allies i.e., The United States and the other western gangster powers.

FDI increased to 14.6 billion eh? at the same time when Pakistan is about to fucking default because no-one wants to invest there anymore because... wait for it.... yes... because of suspicious terrorist activity which seems to be coordinated by the Indians.

Seriously, WHAT.THE.FUCK is India thinking? I think they're thinking exactly what the fucking morons in Zia's regime thought in the 80's, ie; there won't be any blowback even if they fucked up their neighbour to the west.

I think that FAT FUCK kissinger was right when he said that being America's friend is worse than being on it's shitlist. I believe India thinks it just made a new friend recently... no?

P.S. Marvi Memon can suck my dick any fucking day.

Pay absolutely NO ATTENTION to this man!

Because this 'gawachi gaaN' doesn't know what in the frikk he's talking about. Didja no we'll be exporting tanks pretty soon? didja? didja?

Dogar’s Daughter Awarded Higher Grades | Pakistan Politics

Dogar’s Daughter Awarded Higher Grades | Pakistan Politics

Well, I'm not surprised. Are you? Kudos to Ansar Abbasi for the hard hitting, investigative journalism that seems to be sorely lacking in the Pakistani media.

This is the same judge who stood by a military dictator, who gained exorbitant loans illegaly, at ridiculously low rates (8.9 million?) And not to mention the prime land that he was bribed with for his heinous and illegal support of the illegal regime of Musharraf and his illegal and treasonous acts of Nov 3rd 2007.

What else can be expected from a daughter who has such an illustrious a father! One thing that our kleptocrats fail to recognize is that History will NEVER FORGIVE them! Just like history has not forgiven Judas, Mir Jaffer and Mir Saadiq types, it will never forget the likes of Musharraf, Zia, Dogar and Zardari.

From Ansar Abbasi's Article:

In indecent haste and under direct written orders of the chairman FBISE, relaxing and violating all rules and even some judgments of the Supreme Court, the FSc result of student Farah Hameed Dogar was jacked up from 640 marks in Grade 'C' to 661 marks in Grade 'B', thus making her eligible to apply for admission into any medical college in the country.

Documentary evidence available with The News, background interviews and on the record discussions with concerned officials of the FBISE establish that the Islamabad Board went out of its way in the case of Farah Hameed Dogar by fast forwarding the entire process of re-checking, re-assessing and even re-marking her examination papers to her advantage and superceding thousands of other candidates who had obtained marks between 642 and 660.

However, the documents reveal, that on September 13, the examiner of English paper Munir Hussain Anjum of F G College for Men, H-9 Islamabad, reassessed the paper and increased the marks from the previous 58 to 67; the examiner of Urdu paper Dr Ale-Azhaur Aanis of F G Sir Syed College Rawalpindi reassessed the paper and increased the marks from the previous 62 to 67; and the examiner of Physics paper Ejaz Ahmad in his re-assessment increased the marks from the previous 32 to the pre sent 38.

After this extraordinary addition of numbers after re-marking, the file moved upward from one desk to the higher desk and reached the chairman's office for approval. The recommendation for the chairman was: 'Due to above change, marks have been enhanced and result position will be of 661 marks instead of previous 640 marks. The case is forwarded for consideration marks and having approval of enhancement of marks from 640 to 661 in relaxation of existing rules (Vol-II) as directed, please.'

And it's not like the PM House, or other higher ups did not try to influence the management of Jang group and or the correspondent. What goddamned shame! What a nation of vultures we are.

More links (via pkPolitics):

• CJ's daughter has a head start over thousands by Ansar Abbasi, The News
  
• Our Special Daughters -- The News Editorial.
  
• The article published in Daily Jang
  

More "Islamist" CUNTS with links to Mossad get caught.

Fucking douchebag retards still campaigning to 'negotiate' with the indian/zionist/mossad agents (with beards of course).

Attack on U.S. Embassy in Yemen Linked to Mossad

President Saleh revealed on Monday that security forces in Yemen caught an espionage network for Israel made up of Arab nationals. This announcement came during his speech in front of MP's, Shura Council members, local council members, scholars and military and security leaders at Hadhramout University.

Well surprise fucking surprise.

But don't tell it to that goat fucker Qazi or his bitch Imran Khan, because these two cunts are back on the tour of the country trying to rile up a battered public in another zionist serving 'tehreek' against a barely functional democratic setup.

The same dick wad cuntbag who waited out Musharraf's 9 years of NATIONAL ASSRAPE while endorsing his fucking 17th amendment, is already on the fucking move riling people up for a destabilization initiative.

God these goatfuckers ought to be flogged. Along with the rest of the fucknuts who are supposed to be our 'ruling elite'.

I can't wait for the fucking day when we run short of firing squads executing these fuckers for days on end.

More "Islamist" CUNTS with links to Mossad get caught.

Goodbye Shehbaz Sharif ???

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