I blame the Kleptocracy.

Apparently, the "performance" of our "elected" prime minister has been rather dismal at his "muNh dikhai" to the American intellectual/Foreign Policy establishment. He CANNOT, repeat CAN-NOT speak or comprehend english properly. Why the FUCK does he have to go on in English then?

Here is a link to Yusuf/Yousef/Yousuf Raza/Reza Gaillani/Gilani/Gailani/Geelaani (phew) speech to the Council on Foreign relation and the question and answer period.

The Q&A is rather dissappointing and a cause for shame for all Pakistani's. This should be a mirror for our "security establishment" (I call them THE FUCKING KLEPTOCRACY) who have crippled our national life to the point that we have people like zardari in-charge of putting spineless, useless, incompetent people like YRG in places of power as expensive, useless show-pieces!. I'm sure one reason YRG is there is because he can't "upstage" zardari even if he wanted to.

Either that, or this was a clever ploy by YRG to fool the Americans into thinking he's harmless?

I got nothin!

Hey Apathy!

F-Block fast losing its look

Just like cattle moving through the lines to their doom never make a connection between their condition and the screams emanating from the slaughterhouse located in the vicinity, Pakistani's also don't seem to have a FUCKING CLUE as to WHAT THE FUCK is going on.

Oh jee, 10 saal pehlay to bahut acha tha, lekin ab jeee.. pata nahiiN kia huaa...

NEVER will they make connection between their OWN fucking corruption and apathy and the deterioration and destruction of their society that results from their own bloody actions.

Oh jii.. allah is mulk ko chala raha hai.. Oh ji.. pata nahiN kiaa huaa...

FUCK YOUR FUCKING APATHY! YOU FUCKING FUCKS! YOU DESERVE THE FUCKING HEADCHOPPING TALIBAN!

Buffoonery with a sinister intent?

Buffoonery with a sinister intent? By Shireen M Mazari

So can one simply brush off recent actions as one-offs and mere acts of buffoonery? Or is the sinister design now becoming more overt as the new political dispensation, especially the unelected string-pullers from Zardari to the bunch of strategically-placed advisers, make their moves riding roughshod over whoever or whatever stands in their way? While Parliament remains sidelined and the people buckle under the growing economic burden and a receding access to basic utilities, the state priorities are being remoulded to finally give the US and India what they want: a compliant, strategically weak and dependent Pakistan. The compromises at the nuclear level will have devastating long-term effects, just as undermining our strategic partnership with China will leave us permanently weakened.

Definitely worth the read!

So, the shit is about to hit the fan, and it strengthens my hunch further that Zardari is not only about to be sandbagged, he may be arrested again.

Looks like Zardari is FUCKED!

The dark cloud of despair rising again (The News International -- By Ansar Abbasi)

Some sobering words from Ansar Abbasi. I tend to believe his reporting and I think there really is some change in the offing. I pointed to as much in my post on pkPolitics the other day. The gist of that post was:

Looks like Zardari is going to get sand-bagged!

And sandbagging it is. Here are some rumours circulating the corridors of kleptocracy:

Some strange and almost unbelievable accusations are also being made against key players of the present set-up. One of them is suspected to be an MI-6 agent while a non-career diplomat is alleged to be close to CIA. And what has really been a disturbing report, shared by the source, is the alleged visit of a RAW agent to a top coalition leader's overseas residence.

So, looks like the inept, but slightly more competent bloaks over in "the establishment" (whatever the hell that means) are going to shuffle the deck one more time. And according to Ansar Abbasi:

"The situation is really scary now," a ruling MP said, admitting that things had not been properly handled by the present regime and now possibly there were little chances to escape the fate that was now like writing on the wall.

In his view and on the basis of his "educated guess", the exercise of 58(2)(b) is not a distant possibility. He said that President General (retd) Musharraf had lost his charm for the establishment and he too would be shown the exit door but only after he invoked the constitutional provision that empowered the president to dissolve the National Assembly and dismiss the government.

Hmmm... looks like NRO is going to be repealed as I predicted and Zardari is going to be extradited and end up in Adiala for sure this time and for a long time (as predicted by yours truly .... NOTE: this prediction will be deleted if it doesn't come true.. nyuk! nyuk! nyuk!)

Not only that, the "National Govt" may contain Q and N as well. After Musharraf gone, there will be less dramay baazi by Nawaz Sharif hopefully.

P.S. I wonder if they mean "Zardari" by the "top coalition leader" ??? hmm.... or is it Altaf Hussain?

House apologizes for slavery, 'Jim Crow' injustices - CNN.com

House apologizes for slavery, 'Jim Crow' injustices - CNN.com

I see how this works.

1. Identify a "Victim" Nation and or People.
2. Send in the scholars, map makers and the anthropologists, and STUDY your victims.
   
3. Send in the killers and mercenaries, establish your compounds/forts out of which you "project" your force.
4. Start the genocide.
5. Kill off and eradicate the "natives" or enslave them to do the work for your "projects". Make sure you destroy their culture and civilization.
   
6. Reap the rewards of your racism for a couple hundred years. Keep reinforcing the inhuman treatment of your slaves and perpetuate it through hateful racist tendencies that you make a point to teach your next generations.
7. When all is said and done, you have taken their land, massacred them by the millions, destroyed their civilization and culture and turned them into social, psychotic FREAKS.
8. Write them a letter of apology.
9. GOTO 1.
   

A Tale of Two "Executives".

There are chief executives and then there are executives. Some check their balls in before entering the "people's" party and others show their balls to the world.

Here is an interview Brian Williams did with Public enemy Number 1: Mr. Ahmedinejad



Compare this confident, even cocky perhaps, attitude with that of our PM who looks scared, like a young little birdie that fell out of the nest is now at the mercy of the big bad sea-gulls. Look at the body language of this well dressed man, who is utterly useless as a prime-minister, more of a rubberstamp than Shaukat-Aziz the thief, and seems to look upon Bush as if adoring the sight of a great leader and holy saint!



I don't blame YRG. I blame a culture of cronyism and blind followership in Pakistani "political" parties. A tradition of UNDEMOCRATIC management of the political parties. YRG is just a symptom of what is wrong with our nation. I feel bad for the poor guy, his bad english evokes feelings of pity.

I blame Zardari and the mindless zombies who empower people like Zardari. But even Zardari and those people are not that blameworthy. I should blame Bhutto's, Wali's, Khan's (that is Imran Khani for those taking notes), and ALL other leeches who suck this nation dry generation after generation in the name of holy cows like "shaheed Bhutto", and "Shaheed Zia" and Shaheed this and shaheed that, Islam this, and Army that.

Most of all I should blame the apathetic and cowardly Pakistani people.

ISI Flip Flop: "CoChairman" or Monkey with a gun?

The News International is reporting It was Zardari’s decision to control ISI

I can see how Rehman Malik is actually consolidating power under him and I eventually see him as a stooge "president" or civilian figure-head a'la Saddam Hussain and Husni Mubarak (he's got the hair for it).

Zardari thinks he is doing it because he can control "the ISI" through Rehman Malik. Yousef Raza Gillani is the MOST KHASSI prime minister I've ever laide my eyes on (along with Zafrullah Jamali and others)

But does Asif Zardari even KNOW WTF ISI does? How in the FUCK could he even propose such a thing? I'm sure this was proposed by someone else, but Zardari was made to believe it was the 'right thing to do'.

I'm not defending Zardari. Actually this is a charge sheet against him and his weak mental state and his complete lack of governance experience. He is like a monkey with a gun in his hand and he keeps pressing the trigger and then screaming and jumping up in the air when he hears the noise!

Mr. Zardari needs to stay out of governance issues, and let the fucking PM do his job! Either that or he needs to run for office and get a vote of confidence as PM and then do whatever the HELL he wants. If you want the power to do things, then you should also take responsibility for your boneheaded decisions.

Nusrat Javed has a point in today's Bolta Pakistan. Muhammand Khan Junejo showed more cojones than what our shamefully helpless "Prime" Minister has the ability or the wherewithal to show in all of his tenure (which, it seems, will be rather short).


This is EXACTLY why we need internal democracies in our political parties. Otherwise we'll keep getting Un-Elected people like Zardari and Rehman Malik who would keep giving the middle finger to "the people" as soon as they claw their way to power. We have UNELECTED people calling the shots, and the main reason is the elephant sitting in every "political" party's drawing room, and that is an utter lack of democratic values within the parties despite the hoo'ing and haw'ing about "democracy this" and "will of the people" that.

We need real democracy, and that doesn't mean just F&F elections and the Army staying out of politics, but also a culture of democratic values which starts with the political parties and which means the so called "leaders" have to stop treating them as personal fiefdoms, and the fucking workers have to stop acting like god-damned mindless drone-zombie-fanboi's and start asking for matters to be decided with grass roots democracy which means decisions are taken by elected party officials through democratic consultation process.

If we can have basic democracy within our political parties, with transparent non hereditary leadership selection and grooming process based on merit, we will see a leadership emerge which will not be just a bunch of selfish monkey's with state's power in their hands who treat it as their "piyo di jadaad".

Israel defence minister to visit US -DAWN - International; July 28, 2008

Israel defence minister to visit US -DAWN - International; July 28, 2008

Well, Mr. Barak keeps popping up every time there is a Pakistani high official (That is what I'd call Yusuf Raza Gillani) is on a foreign tour.

He "accidentally" met Pervez Musharraf (Moshe Perez ?) while the cute-n-cuddly dictator was living it up on the back-broken Pakistani's expense just before the elections, and now, he just happens to be in Washington DC, precisely on the day that Yusuf Raza Gillani is starting his ball-licking tour with style.

iShtyle? You say?

Yes! The ISI notification has been withdrawn, like the Election Notification and the Rs. 13/Liter Petrol notification, with equal amount (if not more) of humiliation for Zardari, Rehman Malik and Sherry the Klingon.

Nothing like an ostrich sized egg on yer fuckin face before you start an important tour to placate your bosses. Not to mention the fuckup factory that is the Zardari Party led government forgot to get protocol clearance from the British Authorities at the Heathrow airport.

WTF?

Something happened on the way to dignity.

The Prime Minister Address "Incident" is the talk of the toon town!

My take:

Although I think SM should take responsiblity for this monumental FAILURE! some of this must fall at the feet of the PM as well. Him and Sherry “nasal” Klingon (thanks @nota) spent 10 minutes arguing about whether the picture of Jinna behind him should be the one wearing Sherwani or Suit?

And, Why the FRUCK would he NOT go through his speech? Why the Fruck would he NOT do at least ONE dry run? Why wouldn’t his “press secretary” take care of this very important detail?

Why? because he is a sockpuppet, surrounded by people who are the kleptocracy’s handpicked men and they are just looking at him like vultures look at a dying man in a desert.

YRG is turning out to be a more pathetic figure even than Fazal Elahi Choudhary in our unfortunate history.

Image courtesy: PkPolitics.com

Pakistani Establishment: It's a loyal creature.

Original by Banksy.